http://www.sufferableass.com Quietly, lovingly, judging you Tue, 08 Dec 2009 04:29:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/12/07/trader-joes-is-playing-the-ti/ http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/12/07/trader-joes-is-playing-the-ti/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 04:29:37 +0000 The Ass http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/12/07/trader-joes-is-playing-the-ti/ Trader Joe’s is playing the Time Life 25 Shittiest Christmas recordings of all time.

]]> http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/12/07/trader-joes-is-playing-the-ti/feed/ 0 http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/10/03/i-believe-that-one-day-we-will/ http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/10/03/i-believe-that-one-day-we-will/#comments Sun, 04 Oct 2009 02:02:30 +0000 The Ass http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/10/03/i-believe-that-one-day-we-will/ I believe that one day we will be wiped out by a bacteria that has developed a resistance to Purell.

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]]> http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/08/21/gnomedex-i-thought-i-was-co/feed/ 0 http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/08/21/if-you-can-read-this-youve-b/ http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/08/21/if-you-can-read-this-youve-b/#comments Sat, 22 Aug 2009 03:58:05 +0000 The Ass http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/08/21/if-you-can-read-this-youve-b/ If you can read this, you’ve been #gnomedex. (p0wnd… Get it?)

]]> http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/08/21/if-you-can-read-this-youve-b/feed/ 0 http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/07/28/i-have-a-new-pet-nickname-for/ http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/07/28/i-have-a-new-pet-nickname-for/#comments Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:44:47 +0000 The Ass http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/07/28/i-have-a-new-pet-nickname-for/ I have a new pet nickname for Chase, my favorite financial institution evar: the Talibank.

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]]> http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/05/15/709-and-wolframalpha-still-is/feed/ 0 http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/04/20/deep-thought-if-the-title-of/ http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/04/20/deep-thought-if-the-title-of/#comments Tue, 21 Apr 2009 05:38:33 +0000 The Ass http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/04/20/deep-thought-if-the-title-of/ Deep thought: If the title of your blog post starts with “Limbaugh falsely claimed…,” you might be going for the low-hanging fruit.

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]]> http://www.sufferableass.com/2008/09/28/im-a-pc-and-im-defensive-abo/feed/ 0 http://www.sufferableass.com/2008/08/08/plus-lying-to-the-media-abo/ http://www.sufferableass.com/2008/08/08/plus-lying-to-the-media-abo/#comments Sat, 09 Aug 2008 04:52:10 +0000 The Ass http://www.sufferableass.com/2008/08/08/plus-lying-to-the-media-abo/ Plus… Lying to the media about a personal matter isn’t a big deal. It’s just about required, IMHO. Lying to your family is something else.

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