The Sufferable Ass » Thought http://www.sufferableass.com Quietly, lovingly, judging you Wed, 01 Dec 2010 05:27:55 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Tooltips that have the exact s… http://www.sufferableass.com/2010/08/26/tooltips-that-have-the-exact-s/ http://www.sufferableass.com/2010/08/26/tooltips-that-have-the-exact-s/#comments Thu, 26 Aug 2010 20:44:11 +0000 The Ass http://www.sufferableass.com/2010/08/26/tooltips-that-have-the-exact-s/ Tooltips that have the exact same words as the button you’re hovering over are stupid tooltips.

]]> http://www.sufferableass.com/2010/08/26/tooltips-that-have-the-exact-s/feed/ 0 Shorter Steve Jobs: Jesus Chri… http://www.sufferableass.com/2010/07/16/shorter-steve-jobs-jesus-chri/ http://www.sufferableass.com/2010/07/16/shorter-steve-jobs-jesus-chri/#comments Sat, 17 Jul 2010 07:23:33 +0000 The Ass http://www.sufferableass.com/2010/07/16/shorter-steve-jobs-jesus-chri/ Shorter Steve Jobs: Jesus Christ, people. Get a fucking grip. http://is.gd/dvrqr

]]> http://www.sufferableass.com/2010/07/16/shorter-steve-jobs-jesus-chri/feed/ 0 Trader Joe’s is playing the Ti… http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/12/07/trader-joes-is-playing-the-ti/ http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/12/07/trader-joes-is-playing-the-ti/#comments Tue, 08 Dec 2009 04:29:37 +0000 The Ass http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/12/07/trader-joes-is-playing-the-ti/ Trader Joe’s is playing the Time Life 25 Shittiest Christmas recordings of all time.

]]> http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/12/07/trader-joes-is-playing-the-ti/feed/ 0 I believe that one day we will… http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/10/03/i-believe-that-one-day-we-will/ http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/10/03/i-believe-that-one-day-we-will/#comments Sun, 04 Oct 2009 02:02:30 +0000 The Ass http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/10/03/i-believe-that-one-day-we-will/ I believe that one day we will be wiped out by a bacteria that has developed a resistance to Purell.

]]> http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/10/03/i-believe-that-one-day-we-will/feed/ 0 I is personally offended that … http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/09/19/i-is-personally-offended-that/ http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/09/19/i-is-personally-offended-that/#comments Sat, 19 Sep 2009 17:57:54 +0000 The Ass http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/09/19/i-is-personally-offended-that/ I is personally offended that President Obama called Kanye a jackass. Is an insult to us actual jackasses. Jackass.

]]> http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/09/19/i-is-personally-offended-that/feed/ 0 #gnomedex!? I thought I was co… http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/08/21/gnomedex-i-thought-i-was-co/ http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/08/21/gnomedex-i-thought-i-was-co/#comments Sat, 22 Aug 2009 04:04:19 +0000 The Ass http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/08/21/gnomedex-i-thought-i-was-co/ #gnomedex!? I thought I was coming to #noamdex, for fans of Noam Chomsky.

]]> http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/08/21/gnomedex-i-thought-i-was-co/feed/ 0 If you can read this, you’ve b… http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/08/21/if-you-can-read-this-youve-b/ http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/08/21/if-you-can-read-this-youve-b/#comments Sat, 22 Aug 2009 03:58:05 +0000 The Ass http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/08/21/if-you-can-read-this-youve-b/ If you can read this, you’ve been #gnomedex. (p0wnd… Get it?)

]]> http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/08/21/if-you-can-read-this-youve-b/feed/ 0 I have a new pet nickname for … http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/07/28/i-have-a-new-pet-nickname-for/ http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/07/28/i-have-a-new-pet-nickname-for/#comments Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:44:47 +0000 The Ass http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/07/28/i-have-a-new-pet-nickname-for/ I have a new pet nickname for Chase, my favorite financial institution evar: the Talibank.

]]> http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/07/28/i-have-a-new-pet-nickname-for/feed/ 0 7:09 and WolframAlpha STILL is… http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/05/15/709-and-wolframalpha-still-is/ http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/05/15/709-and-wolframalpha-still-is/#comments Sat, 16 May 2009 02:10:27 +0000 The Ass http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/05/15/709-and-wolframalpha-still-is/ 7:09 and WolframAlpha STILL isn’t up for me. What a ripoff! :-P

]]> http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/05/15/709-and-wolframalpha-still-is/feed/ 0 Deep thought: If the title of … http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/04/20/deep-thought-if-the-title-of/ http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/04/20/deep-thought-if-the-title-of/#comments Tue, 21 Apr 2009 05:38:33 +0000 The Ass http://www.sufferableass.com/2009/04/20/deep-thought-if-the-title-of/ Deep thought: If the title of your blog post starts with “Limbaugh falsely claimed…,” you might be going for the low-hanging fruit.

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