Despicable practices at Catholic hospitals. Truly disgustin’ and offensive: http://t.co/OWQy2KxE
Tooltips that have the exact same words as the button you’re hovering over are stupid tooltips.
Trader Joe’s is playing the Time Life 25 Shittiest Christmas recordings of all time.
I believe that one day we will be wiped out by a bacteria that has developed a resistance to Purell.
I is personally offended that President Obama called Kanye a jackass. Is an insult to us actual jackasses. Jackass.
#gnomedex!? I thought I was coming to #noamdex, for fans of Noam Chomsky.
If you can read this, you’ve been #gnomedex. (p0wnd… Get it?)
I have a new pet nickname for Chase, my favorite financial institution evar: the Talibank.
7:09 and WolframAlpha STILL isn’t up for me. What a ripoff!