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Author Archives: The Ass
I believe that one day we will…
October 3, 2009 – 6:02 pm
I believe that one day we will be wiped out by a bacteria that has developed a resistance to Purell.
I is personally offended that …
September 19, 2009 – 9:57 am
I is personally offended that President Obama called Kanye a jackass. Is an insult to us actual jackasses. Jackass.
#gnomedex!? I thought I was co…
August 21, 2009 – 8:04 pm
#gnomedex!? I thought I was coming to #noamdex, for fans of Noam Chomsky.
If you can read this, you’ve b…
August 21, 2009 – 7:58 pm
If you can read this, you’ve been #gnomedex. (p0wnd… Get it?)
I have a new pet nickname for …
July 28, 2009 – 7:44 am
I have a new pet nickname for Chase, my favorite financial institution evar: the Talibank.
7:09 and WolframAlpha STILL is…
May 15, 2009 – 6:10 pm
7:09 and WolframAlpha STILL isn’t up for me. What a ripoff!
Deep thought: If the title of …
April 20, 2009 – 9:38 pm
Deep thought: If the title of your blog post starts with “Limbaugh falsely claimed…,” you might be going for the low-hanging fruit.
Plus… Lying to the media abo…
August 8, 2008 – 8:52 pm
Plus… Lying to the media about a personal matter isn’t a big deal. It’s just about required, IMHO. Lying to your family is something else.
