Author Archives: The Ass

Tooltips that have the exact s…

Tooltips that have the exact same words as the button you’re hovering over are stupid tooltips.

Shorter Steve Jobs: Jesus Chri…

Shorter Steve Jobs: Jesus Christ, people. Get a fucking grip. http://is.gd/dvrqr

Trader Joe’s is playing the Ti…

Trader Joe’s is playing the Time Life 25 Shittiest Christmas recordings of all time.

I believe that one day we will…

I believe that one day we will be wiped out by a bacteria that has developed a resistance to Purell.

I is personally offended that …

I is personally offended that President Obama called Kanye a jackass. Is an insult to us actual jackasses. Jackass.

#gnomedex!? I thought I was co…

#gnomedex!? I thought I was coming to #noamdex, for fans of Noam Chomsky.

If you can read this, you’ve b…

If you can read this, you’ve been #gnomedex. (p0wnd… Get it?)

I have a new pet nickname for …

I have a new pet nickname for Chase, my favorite financial institution evar: the Talibank.

7:09 and WolframAlpha STILL is…

7:09 and WolframAlpha STILL isn’t up for me. What a ripoff!

Deep thought: If the title of …

Deep thought: If the title of your blog post starts with “Limbaugh falsely claimed…,” you might be going for the low-hanging fruit.

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